Deep South Birth Control


Deep South BIRTH CONTROL
After having their 11th child, an Alabama  couple decided that was enough 
(they could not afford a larger
double wide).
So, the husband went to his doctor (who also
treated mules) and told him that he and his wife/cousin
didn't want to have anymore children.
The doctor told him that there was a
procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem. The doctor 
instructed him to go home, get a cherry bomb (fireworks are legal in 
Alabama), light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and 
count to 10.

The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be
the smartest man, but I don't see how putting a cherry
bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me." So, the couple drove 
to Georgia to get a second opinion.

The Georgia physician was just about to tell them
about the procedure for a vasectomy when he
noticed that they were fro! m Alabama. This doctor instead told the man to go 
home and get a cherry bomb, light it, place it in a beer can, hold it to his 
ear and count to 10.

Figuring that both learned physicians couldn't be wrong, the man went home, 
lit a cherry bomb and put it in a
beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to
count. "1, 2, 3, 4, 5 . . . .", at which point he paused, placed the beer can 
between his legs and resumed counting on his other hand....

Also works in Tennessee