QUICK & FUNNY
 
Have you heard about the new Mint flavored birth control pill for 
women they can be taken immediately before sex? They're called 
"Predickamints."

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
45lbs.

What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
45 minutes.

How are women and rocks alike?
You skip the flat ones.

Did you hear about the new blonde paint?
It's not real bright, but it's cheap, and spreads easy.

What's the difference between Peewee Herman and O.J.?
It only took 12 jerks to get O.J. off.

What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?
Humpme Dumpme.

Future historians will be able to study at the Gerald Ford Library, the
Jimmy Carter Library, the Ronald Reagan Library and the Bill Clinton
Adult Bookstore.

How can you tell if a man is sexually aroused?
He's breathing.

How do you save a man from drowning?
Take your foot off his head.