>>>What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
>>>"Are you sure it's mine?"
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>>>Mom's have Mother's Day, Father's have Father's Day.
>>>What do single guys have?
>>>Palm Sunday
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>>>Why is being in the military like a blowjob?
>>>The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.
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>>>Why do drivers education classes in Redneck schools use the car
>>>    only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
>>>    Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.
>>>    ====================
>>>    What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
>>>    A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of
>>>    the cage,along with a recipe.
>>>    ====================
>>>    How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say f*ck?
>>>    Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
>>>    =====================
>>>    What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern
>>>    fairytale?
>>>  A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..."
>>>  A southern fairytale begins 'Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit...
>>>======================================================
>>>Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
>>>Mace will do that to you.
>>>====================================================
>>>If you are having sex with one woman and another walks in, what
>>>do you have?
>>>Divorce proceedings, most likely.
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>>>What three two-letter words denote "small"?
>>>"Is it in?"
>>>=============================================
>>>Why did God create alcohol?
>>>So ugly people have a chance to have sex too