7/21/99

A traveling salesman stopped at a country store in dire need of a bathroom. The old man running the store told him all they had was the outhouse in back. The salesman had no choice but to go inside the outhouse to use it. Upon entering he noticed it was a fine outhouse,a four seater. On the right as he entered was an old farmer doing his job. The salesman sat on the opposite side and sat quietly. The old farmer finished and started to get up and as he did a quarter fell out of his bibbed overalls into the hole. The old farmer stood, turned around and threw a twenty dollar bill down in the hole. He looked at the salesman and said, hell, you didn't expect me to go down there for a quarter did you?

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A man walked up to the nurse at the sign in window and said I need some help, I have a problem with my dick. A doctor heard him and came to the window and told the man you shouldn't say something like that in here. Say some other body part that isn't nasty, now go sit down and wait your turn. Finally they called his name and he stepped back to the window and the nurse asked, what can we do for you today? He said, lady, it's my ear, I can't piss through it.

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A man spends the first few seconds of life coming out of one and then spends the rest of his life trying to get back in.

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A traveling salesman had car trouble and had to walk to the nearest farmhouse and ask could they put him up for the night. The old backwoods farmer said the only place I have for you to sleep is with my baby or out in the barn. The salesman thought for a moment and figured hell, I don't want to sleep with a baby, so he went out and slept in the barn. The next morning he woke up looking at the best looking blonde he had ever seen. He asked, who are you? She said I'm popa's baby, who are you? He said I'm the damn fool that slept in the barn last night.

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If a man says something in the middle of a forest and there's not a woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

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