One day, farmer Jones was in town picking up supplies
 for his farm.  He stopped by the hardware store and
 picked up a bucket and an anvil, then stopped by the
 livestock dealer to buy a couple of chickens and a goose.

 Now he had a problem: how to carry all of his purchases
 home.  The livestock dealer said, "Why don't you put the
 anvil in the bucket, carry the bucket in one hand, put a
 chicken under each arm and carry the goose in your other
 hand?"

 "Hey, thanks!" the farmer said, and off he went.  While
 walking he met a fair young lady with rather large beautiful
 breasts.  She told him she was lost, and asked, "Can
 you tell me how to get to 1515 Mockingbird Lane?"

 The farmer said, "Well, as a matter of fact, I'm going to
 visit my brother at 1616 Mockingbird Lane.  Let's take a
 short cut and go down this alley.  We'll save half the time
 to get there."

 The fair young lady said, "How do I know that when we
 get in to the alley you won't hold me up against the wall,
 pull down my skirt and ravish me?"

 The farmer said, "I am carrying a bucket, an anvil, 2
 chickens, and a goose.  How in the world could I
 possibly hold you up against the wall and do that?"

 The young lady said, "Set the goose down, put the
 bucket over the goose, put the anvil on top of the
 bucket, and I'll hold the chickens.