THE PHUNNY PHARM                   

Bill joined the foreign legion, and was assigned to a fort, way out
in the Sahara desert, far from any town. During his orientation
session, he asked the sergeant what the legionnaires did when they
had to relieve their urge. "The desert provides, son," the sergeant
said. "When you feel the need at night go to the hut by the palm
tree outside the fort. There's a hole in the side. Stick your dick
in the hole and you'll get relief." Bill was very skeptical, but
soon he was about to go out of his skull. He waited until the sun
descended, then ran out to the hut and stuck his dick in the hole.
sure enough, a pair of warm lips surrounded his member and quickly
brought him to ecstasy. Bill suddenly had a new view of life in the
legion. He visited the hut the next night and the third. But on the
fourth night, when he thrust his penis in, nothing happened. He
rushed back, found the sergeant and asked him what the hell was going
on. "Forgot to tell you," the sergeant said, "it's your night to sit
in the hut."

Why did the minister get AIDS?
He didn't wash his organ between hims.

What's the name of a place where midgets can go and spend the night
without paying anything?

A stay free minipad.
What does this awful illness abbreviation stand for?
Another Infected Dick Sucker

What do you get if you cross a whore and a computer?
A fucking know-it-all.

What do you get when you cross a computer and a gorilla?
A Hairy Reasoner!

What do you call a hooker's kids?
Brothel sprouts

How does herpes get out of the hospital?
On crotches.