THE PHUNNY PHARM                   

A woman passenger in a horse-drawn cab has offered the driver a large
tip if he can deliver her in a hurry, but she is horrified at the
cruel whipping he gives the horse to make him go faster. "My good
man, is there no other way you could urge the horse along?" she
asks. "Yessum," the cab driver replies cheerfully. "But I've got to
save his balls for the hill."

Did You Know

"Man who stands on toilet seat is high on pot"
"Woman who flys upside down always has crack up"
"Man who farts in church sits in own pew"
"Man who screw in graveyard fucking near dead!"

Why won't a rattlesnake bite a lawyer?
Professional courtesy.

The Sorority Girll
What is the difference between a sorority girl and a bowling ball?
You can only put three fingers in a bowling ball!

What is the difference between a sorority girl and a Lamborghini?
Not everyone has been in a Lamborghini!

What does a sorority girl do when she wakes up?
She goes home!

Whats the difference between a sorority girl and a toilet?
A toilet dosen't follow you around for two weeks after you use it!
What do you do with 365 used rubbers?
Tie them together, make it a tire, and call it a good year.
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