A man went to a whorehouse and knocked on the door.
A female voice from the other side of the door said what do you want?
He said, I want to get screwed. She said, slide a hundred dollar bill under the door.
He did this and there was a long pause of silence. After several minutes he knocks again.
The female voice on the other side said what do you want. He said I want to get screwed.
She said, AGAIN!!!  
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A truck driver walked into a whorehouse and put down on the desk a hundred dollar bill
and said, I want the most ugly,raunchy, skank looking lady you have in the whole place.
The madam said you must be mistaken, for a hundred dollars, in here you get the best 
we have to offer. He said damnit lady I aint horny, I'm homesick.....
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                                           Hurricane Gussy
A man goes in a whorehouse and says I want a good time tonight, something real special,
the head lady tells him to go up the stairs and go in the last door on the left,
undress and wait. He does this and gets in bed. In walks this huge woman, I mean
amazon size, weighing in at around 500 pounds. He say's who are you? She said I'm 
Hurricane Gussy and I'm your special treat for tonight. She undressed and climbed over
him, and strattled him. She leaned over and started beating him over the head and face
with these humongous tits, and he said what are you doing? She said like I said I am 
HURRICANE GUSSY and those are the coconuts blown from the trees by Hurricane Gussy. 
She then turned around with her rear end in his face and cut the biggest, loudest fart
he had ever heard. He said what you doing now? She said those are the tropical winds
from Hurricane Gussy. She slides up a little closer and starts peeing on him and he 
says what you doing now? She said I am Hurricane Gussy and those are the warm rains 
from hurricane. At that time the man jumps up, starts putting on his clothes and
she say's, what you doing? He said hell, I'm leaving. Can't anybody 
screw in this kind of weather..........
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A man goes in this whorehouse and tells his lady he is a virgin. She said 
thats rare for your age. The man said it's because I'm so big. He pulls it out and 
she said MAN! I have never seen anything that big, it must be 18 inches long.
She said you give me about 8 inches and then I'll let you know if I can handle anymore. 
The man was in a hurry being new and when he climbed on he slipped and chunked
it all to her at one time. She said, UH!! Now give me about six more inches....     
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